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Short Two Lines Poker Jokes
There are TWO rules for ultimate success in poker:
1. Never tell everything you know.
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Q: Heard of the Los Angeles poker hand?
A: Four Clubs beats a King
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Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs.
One Line Poker Jokes
- I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house
and four people died.
- AK = Anna Kournikova. Always looks Great. Never wins.
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