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Take a break from playing poker and enjoy our laugh out loud short poker jokes! ProPokerGuide is constantly adding new poker jokes, so check back often! Heard a good poker joke? Share it with us at our friendly poker discussion forum. If it's good, we'll add it here, and credit you for it.

Short Two Lines Poker Jokes

There are TWO rules for ultimate success in poker:
1. Never tell everything you know.
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Q: Heard of the Los Angeles poker hand?
A: Four Clubs beats a King
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Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs.

One Line Poker Jokes
- I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died.

- AK = Anna Kournikova. Always looks Great. Never wins.
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